Wow! This site gives away free cash!! Oh wait, no it doesn’t. It’s a site that lists freelance writing jobs. Oh, wait, no it doesn’t. It’s a review of one freelance bidding site. Oh, whoops, it’s an affiliate’s way of pushing a membership with one freelancing site. I actually had to read it a couple of times to figure out what it is, and I still have absolutely no idea why the headline says “Free Cash.” It’s about freelancing jobs. There’s no free cash involved. There’s also no English-speaking writer involved.
A couple of highlights:
“The Best Place to Find Freelance Jobs Online Today is a company I have been work with for quite some time.” Work? Where’s the free cash?
“Either way, it’s $3 and you can make that back and more in just an hour or two. ” Wow! $1.50 an hour! Where do I sign up for this amazing opportunity?!?!
“STOP: you are not going to earn $755 next week, so don’t get getting all excited. ” Damn. I was already get getting all excited about the buck fifty an hour. Now I shouldn’t?
Now we know just where to go to get free cash/slave-wage jobs. Thanks, foreign writer!
Have you ever wondered how to generate premium Web content? Why, the writer of this article knows exactly how to do that! All you have to do is follow his instructions and you too will have premium Web content! Here’s what the writer suggests:
“If you are deficient at careful web content writing attainments, and then an online web content writing company can add up to your needs by supplying you with literary superior web content.” Got that? You have to stop being deficient in your attainments.
“An online web content writing company may assist you be a flourishing businessman by applying you an all-inclusive collection of web content to be let in article directories, blogs and site.” Calling all flourishing businessmen- this is how to be let in directories.
“Web Content is not just merely making known visitants hitting the internet site about the merchandises, it is building the further content magnetic to attract search engine crawlers and search engine grading programs.” Really? And all this time I thought it was all about the visitants. How wrong I was!
Seriously. Is it? It just can’t be that hard. I’m a Web writer and I know at least three other Web writers who are good at what they do. We’re here, people! Right here! There’s no need to cobble together a pile of words and hope that people can figure out what you are saying.
Too many people insist on thinking they can write their own copy. Don’t get me wrong- there are people out there who can write their own copy through effort and study. They can learn about Web writing and put forth an effort that’s just as good as most professionals can put out.
But, this guy isn’t one of them. I have no idea what he’s selling/giving away/babbling about. There is seemingly no point to this website and I will eat my own head if anyone signs up to do…whatever it is he wants them to do. This isn’t that much copy. It wouldn’t have cost him that much to hire a professional to write it. Well, he did save a few bucks. Unfortunately, I don’t expect that he’ll make a few bucks.
A few highlights:
“The same type of products that are in Hugh demand by Newbie’s and Seasoned Marketers alike.”
“But believe it.”
“You Are at the Right Place / Right Time!”
The only Thing I’m in the right place for is For the Random capitalization of Inappropriate words. Great job!
The grossness of the title of this “article” should be the first clue to how bad it is. However, I’m afraid it didn’t fully prepare me for how bad it really was.
I can’t figure out what the point of the blog is. There is no name on it, no portfolio, no adds, only dollops of dubious, dreadful drivel. Like my alliteration? I didn’t think so.
My favorites from this thing have to be:
“With a lot of people wanting to break free from the conventional norms of 8hour office jobs, demanding boss and a whole lot more.”
” A helpful hint in the main falls on providing a good portfolio of your written works.”
“Once you get yourself into this field, meeting the client’s standard and needs should be exhibited for the most part. ”
And whatever holy hell this is: “This will serve as an illustration of all the articles and pieces you have therefore; embarking on a new chosen field definitely ask of a presentable and well written article samples.”
Yuck. I think, and it’s just conjecture since there are no identifying details on this blog, that the writer is insane. Ok, I actually think that it’s a writer who doesn’t speak English well, probably Indian from the word usage, and they’ve set up this blog with the hope of eventually selling ads for it. They probably also send this link to potential clients just to give them an excuse to pay them $3 an article. I think it’ll work.
I tried to read this. I really did. Unfortunately, the splitting headache it gave me made it impossible to read even half of it.
Any information on search engine rankings is always useful. Unfortunately, this article didn’t have any. It also had no paragraph breaks, which makes it incredibly hard to read. If you can read more than a few lines in without getting a headache, I bow to your awesomeness. I fought through the pain to bring you the best of the worst from this obviously-outsourced-overseas mess:
“Be to compose the author of the table as much your article.”
“Webmasters not add sloppily written, riddled with errors articles for their websites. ”
“Note that the text links in the author below the box to use the terms more likely to be used by people in search of sites as mine.”
“By provide other webmasters can use to add content to their websites, can benefit in three ways .”
I have been working on a few long projects that didn’t’ require me to venture too far into the wretched hive of scum and villainy known as cheap content sites. However, today I did find a doozy. This guy is obviously the authority on well-written content. How could he not be, with statements like these:
“Writing a good piece of article is pure art and a professional writer is most often than not required to fulfill this task.” So true. So, where is the good piece of article? Did you hide it? All the guys who write pure art most often than not hide the good chunks.
“For example, do an online search in Google and Yahoo for the article’s below and it will
show the writer’s name” I did want to do an offline search for whatever it is these articles own, but now I’ve seen the light.
“His social enterprise provides the most affordable article writing services and has written 1000s of articles for their clients.” I’m not even sure what this means. His group of friends do this, or is he calling himself by the royal ‘we’? Does he run in a writers’ gang? Can I join?
Yes, this guy wrote about how to find cheap content. Don’t worry, author. I think we found it.
I’m often struck by the irony of “business people” who think they’re making a smart decision to buy junk content just because it’s cheap. But seldom do we find such a rare jewel of irony as this. If you read it, you may be struck dumb for awhile. The next phase is disbelief followed by a fit of the giggles. Yes, the article is all about defending his stellar communications skills. A few highlights:
“Well we am an inexperienced communicator who uses many a place to place my articles as well as we bear what?”
“has no scold to determine a inexperienced authors same me what we crapper as well as cannot indite or many of a scarcely twenty-five, 000 authors upon an online essay humbleness site.”
“Many workman avowed writers encounter be vexed inexperienced essay writers who place their entireness as well as ideas cgange innovations online as released noesis for each takers.”
Apparently this guy gets work. Well, congratulations to the brilliant business mind who hires this guy to do their content work. What a great decision you made and how smart you are to find content for so cheap. So what if it makes you look like a jackass? At least you can brag to your buddies about how cheap you got your content. You’ll have to do it from your cubicle at work, since you will never make a dime and will never be able to leave your day job, but bravo nonetheless.
If you’ve never taken a look at this site and seen the full horror of outsourcing Web writing overseas, please take a look around. If you didn’t think outsourcing to India was bad before, you probably will now. People who do it generally don’t care about quality and are not businesspeople in the sense of wanting to create something and then profit from it. They just want to be able to brag to their buddies that they got content for less than .01 a word.
But what to do when you just don’t give a damn anymore? What happens when even paying $3 an article gets to be too much bother? What happens when you don’t even want to pretend to care about your website? That’s when this invention comes in pretty handy. With it, you can plagiarize quickly and with ease without any one source becoming the wiser. The article won’t be good and it won’t make sense, but heck- you had that anyway with the overseas writers. Why not have it from domestic software? Surely this will revolutionize the need to “write” things. Hell, we could probably write whole books with it!
This is why. I’m not sure if this idiot really believes he’s getting “High Quality Article Writers” for $1.75 or whether he just tells himself that over and over again, believing that if he chants it enough times it will come true. He probably watched The Secret and is expecting great things from his misadventures. He will be disappointed, become a laughingstock and will probably be open to lawsuits from the garbage he gets for that price. I almost feel sorry for him.
Almost.
Press releases are an incredibly inexpensive way to get an enormous amount of press. A well-written press release can get a company or small business person the kind of publicity that literally can’t be bought. Writing a good press release requires experience, education and no small amount of business knowledge. Or, you can just throw five bucks at someone and waste your time with a piece of crap that won’t sell anything and will never be picked up by anyone. Either way.
This useless “press release” is really just a crappy article. But, since the person who wrote isn’t well versed in press releases, copywriting or business, they don’t know any better. The person who commissioned the press release doesn’t care what is says as long as it only cost a few bucks. The formatting is wrong and no one really knows what the hell is being sold. Read through it and tell me what they are selling. If you can, I’ll send you a buck through PayPal.
This wreck is particularly awful because it looks like it was commissioned by a legitimate company with an actual business plan rather than Don Smiley and his Giant Business of Doom that has made him sooo successful that he will do you a favor and pay you $2 for every 500 words. No, the company is huge and likely has a PR firm that handles their marketing. So what the heck is this? If the company is looking for a way to waste time, they ought to turn on a TV. If they want the most complicated way to waste time that they could have possibly devised, it looks like they’ve found it.