Outsource Mess

I’m often struck by the irony of “business people” who think they’re making a smart decision to buy junk content just because it’s cheap. But seldom do we find such a rare jewel of irony as this. If you read it, you may be struck dumb for awhile. The next phase is disbelief followed by a fit of the giggles. Yes, the article is all about defending his stellar communications skills. A few highlights:

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Apparently this guy gets work. Well, congratulations to the brilliant business mind who hires this guy to do their content work. What a great decision you made and how smart you are to find content for so cheap. So what if it makes you look like a jackass? At least you can brag to your buddies about how cheap you got your content. You’ll have to do it from your cubicle at work, since you will never make a dime and will never be able to leave your day job, but bravo nonetheless.

If you’ve never taken a look at this site and seen the full horror of outsourcing Web writing overseas, please take a look around. If you didn’t think outsourcing to India was bad before, you probably will now. People who do it generally don’t care about quality and are not businesspeople in the sense of wanting to create something and then profit from it. They just want to be able to brag to their buddies that they got content for less than .01 a word.

But what to do when you just don’t give a damn anymore? What happens when even paying $3 an article gets to be too much bother? What happens when you don’t even want to pretend to care about your website? That’s when this invention comes in pretty handy. With it, you can plagiarize quickly and with ease without any one source becoming the wiser. The article won’t be good and it won’t make sense, but heck- you had that anyway with the overseas writers. Why not have it from domestic software? Surely this will revolutionize the need to “write” things. Hell, we could probably write whole books with it!