Outsource Mess

The grossness of the title of this “article” should be the first clue to how bad it is. However, I’m afraid it didn’t fully prepare me for how bad it really was.

I can’t figure out what the point of the blog is. There is no name on it, no portfolio, no adds, only dollops of dubious, dreadful drivel. Like my alliteration? I didn’t think so.

My favorites from this thing have to be:

“With a lot of people wanting to break free from the conventional norms of 8hour office jobs, demanding boss and a whole lot more.”

” A helpful hint in the main falls on providing a good portfolio of your written works.”

“Once you get yourself into this field, meeting the client’s standard and needs should be exhibited for the most part. ”

And whatever holy hell this is: “This will serve as an illustration of all the articles and pieces you have therefore; embarking on a new chosen field definitely ask of a presentable and well written article samples.”

Yuck. I think, and it’s just conjecture since there are no identifying details on this blog, that the writer is insane. Ok, I actually think that it’s a writer who doesn’t speak English well, probably Indian from the word usage, and they’ve set up this blog with the hope of eventually selling ads for it. They probably also send this link to potential clients just to give them an excuse to pay them $3 an article. I think it’ll work.

If you’ve never taken a look at this site and seen the full horror of outsourcing Web writing overseas, please take a look around. If you didn’t think outsourcing to India was bad before, you probably will now. People who do it generally don’t care about quality and are not businesspeople in the sense of wanting to create something and then profit from it. They just want to be able to brag to their buddies that they got content for less than .01 a word.

But what to do when you just don’t give a damn anymore? What happens when even paying $3 an article gets to be too much bother? What happens when you don’t even want to pretend to care about your website? That’s when this invention comes in pretty handy. With it, you can plagiarize quickly and with ease without any one source becoming the wiser. The article won’t be good and it won’t make sense, but heck- you had that anyway with the overseas writers. Why not have it from domestic software? Surely this will revolutionize the need to “write” things. Hell, we could probably write whole books with it!